Joke 4

ALL IN FAVOR OF GEORGE BUSH, DON'T READ!!!!

So a guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a peculiar building and stepped inside. Inside was a room filled with clocks. He asked the man inside what they were. He said that everyone alive has a clock, and each time you lie, your clock tics forward one minute. He saw Martin Luther King's clock, it was at 12, saying he never lied. He saw his moms. It was at 12 01, because she lied once. He asked the man where George Bush's clock was.
"Well, sometimes it gets hot in here, so I use it as a ceiling fan."