Joke 5

So a dumb guy is on the phone ordering pizza:

"I will have a pizza 3/20 pepperoni, 8/20 plain cheese, 5/20 mushroom, 9/20 hawaian, and 11/20 vegetable"

The pizza man replies "But that adds up to more that 20!"

The dumb guy, offended, shouts "You know, there are 3 kinds of people in this world, thoes who can count, and those who cant!!"

Convince

You have eyes, a nose, a mouth, toes, ears, fingers, and whatever. But I really cant meet you. The reason being, my email address is currently down, and many emails have been accidentally discarded. I am trying my best, but I cant seem to get it up. I can tell  you results soon. Later!

YOYO

Please comment! As I origanally stated oh so long ago in my 1st thing (Post). Your comments mean this very blog! If you don't comment, this thing may even shut down!

Project

If you can read this, clap once. Now keep on clapping because its my favorite project:paper mache! Here is haw you make a paper mache bowl:::

You start with a regular bowl. Put it on your counter. Now, cut newspaper strips and place them next to each other inside the bowl so that it looks like the bowl is completely newspaper inside.

Now, mix flower and water together and mix until you have a paste. paint a little overcracks to make it sticky, then paint the top.

Once you've finished that, lay even more strips down on top of thoes, but if you did it all horizontally the first time, do it vertically and vice versa. Paste like before, and to make the bowl thicker, you can add more layers.

Now, take out the paper mache bowl from the real one. Paint it, let it dry, and your done!

I got this idea from lulu24 and her dreamy popsicals

MAY becoming (2)

See, my months that are themed are every other month, so none for April (sorry fanns) But get ready for May's month!!! Video and photo!!

Thats right, folks. Whats your favorite movies? Why? What do you think about photography?


THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS FOR THE BLOGGERS EXTREMELOVER, PETERRABBITCOOL, COOLCATICE, AND LULU24!!!


Here is the contest... Who can put the most outrageous picture/video on they're blog? On May 29,30,0r 31, put a funny or cool picture with a creative title. I will judge. The prize, well, you'll see!

Joke 4

ALL IN FAVOR OF GEORGE BUSH, DON'T READ!!!!

So a guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a peculiar building and stepped inside. Inside was a room filled with clocks. He asked the man inside what they were. He said that everyone alive has a clock, and each time you lie, your clock tics forward one minute. He saw Martin Luther King's clock, it was at 12, saying he never lied. He saw his moms. It was at 12 01, because she lied once. He asked the man where George Bush's clock was.
"Well, sometimes it gets hot in here, so I use it as a ceiling fan."

Email me

I realise that a few Vrock fans may want to contact me, but dont have an account. I have just found a solution. I created an email address, vrock@writeme.com, for that. Please have your email look like this:



Your name
Your reason for emailing me

message.....................................................................................
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You dont have yo include you last name, but include your gender somewhere too, please*




*I have an extremly pink website, and I am wondering how many guys like my background, so that I can change it to suit everyone