KID KRAFT TEACHER APPLE PAPER WEIGHT!!
Okay, so even though school isnt nearly over yet, I was surfing the 'net and I found this cool kraft that you can give to a teacher next year (or give to a teacher on the last day o' school)
What you need: large glass or plastic container (e.g. baby food container), red craft or green sand, brown pipe cleaner, low temp glue gun (or plain old white glue), green paper (optional), scissors.
Step 1: fill glass or plastic container w/ craft sand and cap firmly.
Step 2: turn container over
Step 3: cut the pipe cleaner as short as you think the stem should be. Glue it on.
Step 4:(optional step) cut out green leaves and stick them on w/ glue.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Joke 2 4 ya!
(This is a joke I got from school, so you may know it. Its my version though)
So there was a stupid yet street smart high school drop out named Butch. He looked like a grown man, though, and took a job as a fireman. He was very good. But one day a woman was about to jump from the 2nd story of a 2 story building. He looked at the firetruck later, but again, he had no common sence. So he told the lady to jump, and that he would catch her. She jumped. He missed by 3 feet. He said that he was sorry, and if he was ever about to catch her again, he wouldnt look the other way that time.
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So a week or two later the same house was on fire (BTW that house 9 fireplaces) the same lady was jumping, and he caught her. She was so grateful she kissed him. Then he saw a big fat hairy man about to jump. Butch called to the man that he wouldnt try to catch him if he fell. But the hairy man was too scared to listen. He jumped, and Butch diddnt catch him. The hairy man asked why he had not catched him. And Butch said:
"I do not want a kiss from you!"
So there was a stupid yet street smart high school drop out named Butch. He looked like a grown man, though, and took a job as a fireman. He was very good. But one day a woman was about to jump from the 2nd story of a 2 story building. He looked at the firetruck later, but again, he had no common sence. So he told the lady to jump, and that he would catch her. She jumped. He missed by 3 feet. He said that he was sorry, and if he was ever about to catch her again, he wouldnt look the other way that time.
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So a week or two later the same house was on fire (BTW that house 9 fireplaces) the same lady was jumping, and he caught her. She was so grateful she kissed him. Then he saw a big fat hairy man about to jump. Butch called to the man that he wouldnt try to catch him if he fell. But the hairy man was too scared to listen. He jumped, and Butch diddnt catch him. The hairy man asked why he had not catched him. And Butch said:
"I do not want a kiss from you!"
Copycat
Just like coolcatice from coolcatice.blogspot.com, I am having a themed month. But, not animal month, no, its BOOK MONTH! The Vrock team's goal this month is to get everyone to participate and read at least 1 book this month, preferably a chapter book.
Step 1: Find a good book (100 pages or more) and read a little every day (even weekends)
Step 2: After you read it and possibly other books, submit a comment.
Step 3: Whoever reads the most pages wins a blog paragraph that I wrote all about them!
Step 1: Find a good book (100 pages or more) and read a little every day (even weekends)
Step 2: After you read it and possibly other books, submit a comment.
Step 3: Whoever reads the most pages wins a blog paragraph that I wrote all about them!
Games
Topic:Pokemon
Topic2:Pick it or kick it?
In a recent syrvey I asked annonomous pollers weather they liked pokemon or not. I got answers from
"BEST GAME EVER!!!" to "Which knucklehead thought it up?I'd really like to tell them some sence!"
Now its your turn, leave in the comments your pick from 1(hate it) to 10(love it almost too much) in the comments. Please tell me why!
Topic:Animal Crossing
Topic 2:Favorite thing to do
(If you dont know what Animal crossing is, please dont answer this!) In Animal Crossing, a video game for hand held and TV connected systems, there is a lot to do. I personally like to pick pears and chatting with other players. So, whadda ya think?? Tell me, TELL ME NOW!! (jk)
Topic2:Pick it or kick it?
In a recent syrvey I asked annonomous pollers weather they liked pokemon or not. I got answers from
"BEST GAME EVER!!!" to "Which knucklehead thought it up?I'd really like to tell them some sence!"
Now its your turn, leave in the comments your pick from 1(hate it) to 10(love it almost too much) in the comments. Please tell me why!
Topic:Animal Crossing
Topic 2:Favorite thing to do
(If you dont know what Animal crossing is, please dont answer this!) In Animal Crossing, a video game for hand held and TV connected systems, there is a lot to do. I personally like to pick pears and chatting with other players. So, whadda ya think?? Tell me, TELL ME NOW!! (jk)
Joke one for ya!
So, here is a joke for you all!
So a black guy walks into a restuaraunt, he sits down. Just then the waitor comes up to him and says
"We're sorry, colored people aren't allowed her." The black guy stands up and says:
"When I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when Im in the sun, im BLACK, when I am cold, im BLACK, when im sick, im BLACK, and when I die, i'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you were born, you were PINK, when you grew up, you were WHITE, when you're in the sun, you turn RED, when you are cold, your BLUE, when you're sick, your GREEN, and when you die, you'll be PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" the black man sat down and the wautor walked away to remove the sign that said 'No colored people allowed'
So a black guy walks into a restuaraunt, he sits down. Just then the waitor comes up to him and says
"We're sorry, colored people aren't allowed her." The black guy stands up and says:
"When I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when Im in the sun, im BLACK, when I am cold, im BLACK, when im sick, im BLACK, and when I die, i'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you were born, you were PINK, when you grew up, you were WHITE, when you're in the sun, you turn RED, when you are cold, your BLUE, when you're sick, your GREEN, and when you die, you'll be PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" the black man sat down and the wautor walked away to remove the sign that said 'No colored people allowed'
First Post
Hello and welcome to my sight! I call myself Vrock, so call me that in your comments. On this blog I talk about whatever you want to. Your coments are the base of this whole sight! But just like lulu24 of everythingfun-lulu24.blogspot.com, I include some jokes and fun, too. Well then, bye 4 now! be sure to comment!!!!!!!
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