Joke 2 4 ya!

(This is a joke I got from school, so you may know it. Its my version though)

So there was a stupid yet street smart high school drop out named Butch. He looked like a grown man, though, and took a job as a fireman. He was very good. But one day a woman was about to jump from the 2nd story of a 2 story building. He looked at the firetruck later, but again, he had no common sence. So he told the lady to jump, and that he would catch her. She jumped. He missed by 3 feet. He said that he was sorry, and if he was ever about to catch her again, he wouldnt look the other way that time.

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So a week or two later the same house was on fire (BTW that house 9 fireplaces) the same lady was jumping, and he caught her. She was so grateful she kissed him. Then he saw a big fat hairy man about to jump. Butch called to the man that he wouldnt try to catch him if he fell. But the hairy man was too scared to listen. He jumped, and Butch diddnt catch him. The hairy man asked why he had not catched him. And Butch said:
"I do not want a kiss from you!"